Xena the Sloth

Xena is a little bit unpredictable. She can be quiet one minute and full of beans the next! But you can’t help but love her. :) If you like the look of this little sloth, grab it from Amazon

The name Xena comes from the word “Xenarthra“, the superorder of placental mammals which includes tree sloths as well as their cousins armadillos and anteaters. It means “strange joints”, as the vertebral joints of these animals have extra articulations and are unlike any other mammal (xenarthry).


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I know, I know. This sloth is actually called Belt from The Croods. But, well, I like to personalise my sloths with their own unique natures.

 

The slowest-moving child in the world

The description of this ad for Ziploc says: “Getting kids out the door in the morning can test any parent’s patience. But what if your child were literally the slowest-moving kid on the planet?”

IF YOUR “KID” IS A SLOTH YOU SHOULD BE SO THANKFUL YOU HAVE A FRICKING SLOTH AS YOUR CHILD YOU UNGRATEFUL LOW-LIFES IF HE DOESN’T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL DON’T BLOODY MAKE HIM JUST LET HIM SLEEP AND JUST SIT THERE AND WATCH HIM WITH WONDERMENT AND AWE HOW COULD YOU EVER WANT ANYTHING ELSE IN LIFE