Polar Bear Cafe

The anime show Shirokuma Cafe, or Polar Bear Cafe, is about a group of animals who frequent a cafe run by a polar bear. Episode 3 (Part 2) is all about the problems faced by each of the animals, and it features Mr. Sloth! Poor Sloth has to hang from a tree all day, but it makes his arms tingle.

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Watch the full episode here:

http://www.waoanime.tv/shirokuma-cafe-episode-3/

Mr. Sloth features from 18:45.

The slowest-moving child in the world

The description of this ad for Ziploc says: “Getting kids out the door in the morning can test any parent’s patience. But what if your child were literally the slowest-moving kid on the planet?”

IF YOUR “KID” IS A SLOTH YOU SHOULD BE SO THANKFUL YOU HAVE A FRICKING SLOTH AS YOUR CHILD YOU UNGRATEFUL LOW-LIFES IF HE DOESN’T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL DON’T BLOODY MAKE HIM JUST LET HIM SLEEP AND JUST SIT THERE AND WATCH HIM WITH WONDERMENT AND AWE HOW COULD YOU EVER WANT ANYTHING ELSE IN LIFE

Sloth GIFs are go

Now available for iPhone 5-6 with iOS8 is the new GIF keyboard by Riffsy. GIFs are great for expressing yourself anytime, but this app lets you search for any GIF out there.

Do you understand? THIS MEANS YOU CAN MESSAGE SLOTH GIFS TO ALL YOUR SLOTH FRIENDS. Do it. Spread the love. Spread the sloth.

 

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