The Dutch company HoyHoy (from what I can interpret using Google Translate) compares prices on home, travel, car and health insurance (like Oz’s cute Meerkat version). Their commercials all feature a sloth named Aart! (Click here for the whole list of commercials on YouTube.)
In this one, Aart has saved some money, but then blown it all on some sloth bitches he met on Sloth Tindr…
From S.Watercolour.
Put your peripheral sloth vision to the test with these iPhone Apps! Don’t let the sloth get hurt by dodging obstacles and getting as far as you can. My fav is Sloth Hop!
Clockwise from Top-Left: Timber Sloth, Dapper Sloth, Sloth Hop
This guy is my hero.
By Josh Lowensohn on The Verge:
Each day I get on the train to make the half hour voyage into San Francisco for work, I am surrounded by people using their phones. Many have iPhones or iPads, and have a setting turned on that lets me send them unsolicited files through AirDrop. Where Apple envisioned it as a way to send useful files and websites to friends and acquaintances, I use it to send photos of sloths to strangers. And not just any sloths, but sloths wearing spacesuits.
If you want to climb higher than your little slothy legs have ever climbed before, why not download one of these cute li’l apps?
Now available for iPhone 5-6 with iOS8 is the new GIF keyboard by Riffsy. GIFs are great for expressing yourself anytime, but this app lets you search for any GIF out there.
Do you understand? THIS MEANS YOU CAN MESSAGE SLOTH GIFS TO ALL YOUR SLOTH FRIENDS. Do it. Spread the love. Spread the sloth.
Pick up a print, T-shirt or iPhone case, all super-cheap, from 6 Dollar Shirts! This slogan has become a mantra of sloth merchandise everywhere.
You are a sloth. You’ve climbed onto the wrong branch and have become prey! You are now at the bottom of the food chain. The only way to defend yourself is to throw faeces at the attackers! Download for iPhone and iPad.
