Author Archives: Sarah

Sloth Swimsuit

Sloth Swimsuit from BlackMilk clothing.
How to be a sloth:
Step 1: Sleep 13 hours.
Step 2: Eat leaves at a rate of 1 per 93 minutes.
Step 3: Take another 7 hour nap
Step 4: Profit???

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Wedding Sloth

Going to a wedding of some beautiful friends tomorrow evening. Really looking forward to it!

Step 1: GET MAH HAIR DID

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Step 2: Ooh and Ahh over the blissful couple

sloth-kissStep 3: Go to the Reception and drink a lot

falloverslothYep, it’s gunna be a good night for all us sloths.

Donate and Become a Sloth!

I post a lot of pictures from Shitty Watercolour, who paints watercolours of which many involve sloths. At this moment, he is raising money by playing video games for as close to 25 hours as he can manage. If you, as I did, donate $15 or more, then he will draw you as a sloth! I can’t wait to see myself in sloth form! If you would like to support S. and the Children’s National Hospital, you can do so here. While we are waiting patiently for our sloth portraits to arrive, enjoy this short film by S. on sloth facts, together with cute little watercolours.